there was a small gnome from the nort',
his nose was uncommonly short,
he would take in some air
and from out of nowhere
would produce a spectacular snort!
there was a bald gnome from the east,
his head he would cover with yeast,
not a hair on his head
but it's growing some bread
grab some butter and jam and we'll feast!
there was a thin gnome from the south,
had only one tooth in her mouth,
kept twelve wrinkly hounds
made the yelpiest sounds
all day hollerin' and loungin' about!
there was a tall gnome from the west,
green lettuce would grow from his chest,
he had a small rabbit
and made it a habit
to feed it the leaves that were best!